In what is likely the irony of the decade, Bob Jones University obviously outsourced their athletic merchandising to an outside vendor. The result was this.

Is it possible to do both at one time? If so, I’m impressed.

It’s apparently no longer able to be ordered, supposedly by BJU demand, which just makes it funnier.

Seriously, someone could open a Coke bottle with that opener.

Maybe it’s God’s way of telling them their theology in this regard is stupid by turning the teetotalers into unwitting dispensers of adult beverage accessories. Just a thought.