As if we didn’t need more reason to hate Alabama fans, here’s a little golden nugget to make everyone want to sequester the bunch to Mississippi’s mirror image.
Someone was murdered on Saturday for not being upset enough over Alabama’s loss to Auburn in the Iron Bowl.
|And they’re jealous of that guy having three balls. See what I did there?|
If you’re an Alabama fan, it’s apparently not enough to string together profanities that don’t make sense or to break things or to even abuse a significant other or pet. No, you must shed blood.
So, if you’re an Alabama fan, I’m sure you understand why we probably can’t be friends.