Replace the Confederate flag in SC with real heritage and culture

It’s official. South Carolina is removing the Confederate Battle Flag from the State House grounds.

I know it’s been pretty contentious, but I think I found an alternative symbol of even deeper Southern heritage and culture.

Union Jack


It’s the only thing that makes sense. The original 1606 Union Jack, still in use at the the time of the Revolutionary War, would be perfect if we’re using the same logic.

“What’s the logic?” you ask. It’s painstaking, I know, but I figured the original colonizers, from whom we got our language, and who also lost a war to control this land and who also owned slaves, just like the Confederate States of America,¬†should be honored. After all, not even half of Americans even supported the Revolution in the first place.

Surely, this would be a better move than to keep a flag up that was only put there out of resistance to the Civil Rights movement. We’d hate to make black people think we don’t like them.

“Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner- stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition.”

Join me in changing your profile pictures to support our real heritage.


I’m actually baffled that Donald Sterling was banned for life

Here are the facts: Donald Sterling is a douche. Donald Sterling has been a douche for a long time. Donald Sterling has now been banned for life and is likely to be force to sell his property because he’s a douche and other people don’t like it.

But a lot of people don’t understand the pure hypocrisy of the situation.

Sterling, a married man, was ratted out by his gold digging girlfriend known as V. Stiviano because he didn’t want her posting pictures with black people on Instagram.

#nomakeup #nofilter #butfirstletmetakeaselfie

In fairness, Sterling has been a known racist for pretty much as long as he’s been around. However, why is it that no one has ripped on Stiviano. Has our culture really grown so callous to sex that no one is going to say anything about the fact that the person who blew the whistle (and other things) had been screwing a married guy?

So the guy doesn’t like black people. Larry Johnson apparently doesn’t like white people, but no one banned him for life. Sterling is unfaithful to his wife, but the chick who recorded the conversation was helping him be unfaithful.

No one is innocent here.