Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson only said what the rest of us were thinking

Honestly, Duck Commander/Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson didn’t break any new ground in his “gay bashing” comments that got him suspended from the show indefinitely by A&E.

This was probably his reaction.

But his comments to GQ weren’t really that harsh. They were just truth. He even clarified that he loves everyone.

“We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job,” he told the magazine. “We just love ’em, give ’em the good news about Jesus — whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ’em out later, you see what I’m saying?”

Here’s what Robertson said that pissed off everyone, including his paraphrase of 1 Corinthians 6:9-10.

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there — bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”

“Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers — they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

“It seems to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking, ‘There’s more there! She’s got more to offer.’ I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

And he has a point. That’s where poop comes from, and poop is gross. For real, that junk is nasty, and it’s okay to say that, and it’s just factual. The biological function of the anus isn’t sex. It’s poop. It also just happens that I find other dudes’ junk gross as well.

But GLAAD spokesman Wilson Cruz had to go and try to tell Christians what they believe.

“Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil’s lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe. He clearly knows nothing about gay people or the majority of Louisianans — and Americans — who support legal recognition for loving and committed gay and lesbian couples. Phil’s decision to push vile and extreme stereotypes is a stain on A&E and his sponsors who now need to reexamine their ties to someone with such public disdain for LGBT people and families.”

This was probably his reaction.

It just happens that Cruz has probably never read the Bible (here are some verses on the subject at hand, minus two that are in there for no good reason). It also happens that he doesn’t know science, which is clear that there is no gay gene (though they try to weasel their way into saying it’s epi-genetic, which still doesn’t make any sense in their Dawinian system).

So, in the name of their god called “Tolerance,” people are once again being, shockingly, intolerant. True tolerance be damned. If you don’t agree with them and affirm what they believe, then you’re not tolerant.

And this is the basis of what for now is verbal persecution, which we’re promised numerous times in the Bible. People love their sin (you know, that whole total depravity thing), and they’re not fond of the truth.

Until then, Phil will count it as happy, happy, happy.

This IS his happy face.